Mostrando postagens com marcador Humor) THIS IS A JOKE a SPOOF on what is actually THE best way to annoy. Mostrar todas as postagens
Mostrando postagens com marcador Humor) THIS IS A JOKE a SPOOF on what is actually THE best way to annoy. Mostrar todas as postagens

07/09/2008

make him yours

Perfectly scientific ways to make him yours.
If he looks at you like he thinks you have a mental retardation, it's because he wants to know what makes you tick.
If he says, "what is your problem", Tell him your fine, only you'd be better off with more of him in your life. Men need to feel they are needed, be very, very needy! (good one to remember)
If he never asks you how your week went, tell him anyways.
When he is tired and trying to sleep, play him a song on a guitar that needs tuning. He'll be forced to spend some extra quality time with you teaching you how to tune.
When he is making jokes with his friends and they all start laughing, #1 Join them even if your not invited. #2 Laugh louder and harder then all the rest.
Try Poking him a lot, this can easily become a fun little game between just the two of you.
When it seems he wants to be left alone, make a point to ask him over and over what's wrong to let him know you care. It's important that you are very persistent with this one.
If you understand that your male of choice has preferences to say girls with bigger butts or breasts then yours, this can be very easily adjusted with toilet paper. Larger amounts can be applied according to the likes of your prince charming. Keep in mind that enlargements made to the rump can be tricky. You don't want it to look crumpled or "diaperish", but don' get discouraged, practice does make perfect.
And finally my favorite, once you have his full, undivided attention and he is eating from the palms of your hands, it's time to play hard to get. A guy needs to know your no "quick roll in the hay", so ignore him with everything you've got!!


There are so many wonderful ways you can make a guy love you. Notice I used the word make? It's because some times our beloveds need a little help making up their confused little minds.
But don't worry, show him all the Love and concern you can muster, and he'll soon come around.
These tricks can and will work if done in the right settings, I myself quite frequently have applied them over the last 22 years so I'll be sure to let you know when I've snagged one.
Happy fishing ladies.

Clay