15/09/2009

weekend with Older sister with a capital "Ohhh"

singing song to mom with ultra dorky look on my face while play wothless, fit for a trash heep guitar Yes...I did gain 5 kls...but you never lose by gaining heh..ehem! but it was worth it, every greasy, sugar covered dumpling "Pose like your happy!"




The End



03/09/2009

I love the Bible

And you thought the book wasn't cool



02/09/2009

Memoirs of a Mum

It has been two weeks, two weeks of poo poo diapers, bumps on the head, out bursts of unidentified emotion and cries that sound the closest thing to "Down? Down?"
If Its not smashing Its head against a mirror intentionally Its tumbling off the bed unintentionally, if Its not eating then Its pooping. Also with my limited research and expertise I have decided It speaks a blend of Japanese and Pig Latin but the exact dialect is inconclusive.
It ways more then a 5 month old Doberman Pincher yet It can hardly walk by Itself thus I must carry It around for a whopping third of my 14 hour day.
It has also mastered the art of sleeping while doing summer-salts around the bed, Iv tried to strap It down to one designated spot but then the screaming starts.
Despite being wickedly picky about It's food, poop some how seems to be optional on It's menu and if not watched carefully, routine diaper duty can turn into dung tasting "an you kiss yo mama with that mouth?". It also appears she is incapable of learning, repetition means little or nothing at all. If the specimen decides It wants something nothing but time will erase that something from It's memory banks, thankfully as an up side, God arranged these memory banks to last a full two minuets if handled properly (see Parenting For Dummies)

Ya, I'll be a horrid parent but the house is always clean and so are the kids, oh yes! there are two of them but thank heaven only one is a gooper aka baby.
Three days left playing mommy. Pray I get home in one piece

Clay

08/08/2009

All American rejects tra la la

The best song/music video ever... or at least today
Move Along

04/08/2009

Following the eating habit of a worm.

I'm sure Worms, like the Illuminati, know things they keep hidden from the masses in order to maintain absolute health while the rest of the world withers and dies of cancer and STDs .
Motive? Worms EAT us, worms eat people!
Worms found in your pantry that leave webs, skin remnants or eggs, are know as “inch worms” or "The Indianmeal moth worms”. Yes I said moth. Actually a lot of the "worms" you find in your pantry are really just moth larva, so no, its not cute when moths fly out of your pantry.
So being that we are just under the food chain I decided it was wise to do some research.
We already know proper eating habits are essential to long life, health/strength and even beauty. These things put you ahead of the game. How do we know where to start in achieving omnipotence? How do we become one step ahead of our enemy, the worm, in this case the Indian meal moth/worm? You can start by asking yourself a few simple questions.

Have you ever seen a worm dive into a barrel of sugar? Even if it's raw, natural sugar??
DO worms go for the white flour or the whole? Maybe both but which is given preference?
Does the ice berg lettuce often have worms hiding in it's layers, or is that your real green vegetables like broccoli and spinach?
have you EVER in your life found worms in the white rice?
how about the whole rice?
Oat meal, does it have worms?

I have also noticed that worms will go straight for the nuts (almonds, pecans) far before the sugar covered raisins that have been sitting open in the pantry for two weeks.
In fact worms pretty much avoid sugar with the acceptance of chocolate in many cases. Can you blame them?
Now if you've been starving your worms and keeping your natural, unprocessed foods under lock and key, they may just get desperate and go for the beans.
"Beans? you ask. Yes! I've often founds worms drilling holes through our homes bean stash but that's usually when everything else has become impossible for them to reach. But we already know beans are part of healthy eating habits. Though beans are highly infamous, their nutritional value is kept secret or down played in most western countries by the Illuminati
My point being....
Think like a worm!

26/07/2009

Post #2


I remembered that we are all bi-polar, because of the carnal mind vs the Spirit Mind in us!

So, it's like
ok
JESUS took care of all the cursed disclaiming, right?
Yes &
now we have to follow suit

finding how to keep the Vic
even when all around is un-niceness
even in our own egocentric (ha)
lives, that
well
we are fighters to
Rise above it with Love & prayer & all the virtues
which
disclaim the Vic

in conclusion

The Victory is ours
in our 1st Love and Husband
Whoooopeeee .............................................Ivn Ho

Tks da Ho, always ready to relate..some how hahah



To: YOU

Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE

This is God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you.. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.

I love you.

04/07/2009

Post

Thanks for the flowers". Yeah well I had an extra buck and didn't want to give to the beggar outside, he would probably just use it to buy booze.
The Disclaimer-er.
Some people have the habit of stamping big fat disclaimers on charitable or otherwise NICE things they do and say to other people, this makes it awkward and confusing for the recipient. "do I say thank you"?
When you place a disclaimer on something nice you have done for another person you essentially take one step forward and then one back. You look nice"..why thank you.."yeah well we all need encouragement". I did your white load for you" wow God bless you. Yeah well my load was too small so I dumped yours in there to fill up the machine".
How about "I miss you...some times".
Some people just can't bear to hear "thank you" as if they don't want to be pinned down for something nice. Behold the classic "it was nothing" Don't Mention it".
If it's nothing and no effort went into it, then what good can we derive from it?
Now, imagine how frustrating this kind of behavior is for the guys who enjoy making other people feel loved and happy and the sweetness and WONDERFULNESS of being loved by every one in return!
The Gusher. "I can't wait to see you, life is so dull and boring without you"! Disclaimer " yeah well I find ways to make the time go by".
Disclaimers actually (by habit) look for ways to malign anything nice they may have done and whats sadder, they look for holes in sweetish things done unto them.
Gusher: "I got you your FAVORITE chocolate EVER to show you I was thinking of you and love you. joy, joY, JOYNESS"! Disclaimer: Ermm, I've been having too much of those, been meaning to cut it out of my diet..but thanks".
Even if a Gusher is trying to cut back on chocolate, or only misses you a little bit, they wont actually tell you. Gushers are feel good people, not NEEDY people, don't get the two mixed up.
So what do we do with the Disclaimer-ers?? Nothing, because it was nothing remember?? So when I'm Gusher-ing, I'm FEEL-GOOD-ing... not to be confused with NEEDY-ing... just a little disclaimerAccept thank yous, say thank you and stand by your good deeds of love and WONDERFULNESS"
Clay