My boss has a pet name for me. It's "Dora the Explorer". None of the other waitresses have pet names so I've been getting a lot of dirty looks. Girls do that, they shut you out and squint their eyes at you, guys are too friendly to do that.
Men are so cute and sweet and friendly.

Anyway my nick name is "Dora the Explorer" because I wear a hat to work and have short black hair and speak Spanish and have an understanding of Latin American Languages and cultures. I dance around and I'm friendly... friendliness is important.

I try to make more girl friends but girls are no fun at all.
Every one knows girls are weird and lame. At least 70% of all women are gossips with overly emphasized insecurities (which are secretly NOT insecurities but ways they get attention) I would know!!
In the past I wished I could bury myself in a rug-bee team. I may have gotten my wish because now I'm ironically feeling smothered. As it turns out, I am the marrying type. I have "bring me home to your mama" written all over my face.

So I'm avoiding the guys until I regain the "naughty play boy"  forehead mark. snicker
One man is too many, and two are three-many and so on.
I shall not cuddle, I shall not flirt, I shall not make moves and I shall by NO means meet your Mom!!
I shall be good and study.

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